Things I’ve Learned since Taking Over the Warlocks
Being the head of our order has taught me many things.
First of all, we like green. A lot.
But when it comes to flames, we’re not choosy. Orange is fine. Yellow is fine. Red is fine. Basically, if it’s flame, we’re copacetic.
We’re also very fond of ostentatious displays of power.
And, for whatever reason, we’re very fond of candles, clustered, in odd random places around the landscape.
Did I mention we liked candles? Oh, yeah, got that covered. Also big ugly books. Always a crowd pleaser in a room full of warlocks.
Did I mention we like green? We do! A lot!
And we’re also frugal. Never spend money on a training dummy when you can use a spare demon instead. Demons are the ultimate renewable resource. Kill one, and it’ll come back later, only angrier.
I also learned that whoever designed the Warlock Order Hall was not a warlock. Multilevel, burning, smelly, and hard to navigate. Must have been designed by demons and liberated by warlocks.
Well, at least it isn’t that multilevel maze of twisty passages that the Mages have. Guess we got that going for us.