Category Archives: I don’t wanna get off on a rant here but
For years I have labored under the sad assumption that Goto Damage Meters are Considered Harmful, and it has pissed me off collectively for at least 15 years, so, yeah, let’s have it out.
Assumption: Damage Meters are BAD!
The basic underlying argument is that damage meters allow certain toxic individuals to make LFD / LFR a toxic wasteland and therefore are bad in and of themselves.
As an engineer this upsets me in a number of ways.
- Damage meters are a source of data. And ONLY a source of data.
- Data is intrinsically GOOD.
- People that make damage meters a source of shame / hate or other kind of disrepute are the problem here, not the meters themselves.
Okay, that last point is pretty much the sole point of this article. Which is:
People are BAD!
In that, people are the problem. Damage meters are software. People using software are the problem.
There are a lot of people advocating that there are mitigating circumstances but I disagree. Here are my Ultimate Thoughts on the topic.
- Damage Meters provide data. And only data.
- Actual people use that data to improve things in some way
- Not actual people (from here classified as trolls) use that data as a method to harass actual people.
- Some people support (2)
- Some people support (3)
In case it wasn’t clear, we support (2).
Ultimately, damage meters provide a way of gauging one’s performance. In engineering terms, “metrics”. And anyone opposing that kind of data is, ultimately, in my humble opinion, on the wrong side of the equation. Basically, I view that kind of person as less interested in improving things in general, and more interested in forwarding some sort of undisclosed agenda.
This argument resurfaces occasionally. People not very involved in the game, or people with no history, tend to re-discover this topic from time to time. All I can say is, locate a classic WoW blog, look at their blogroll, and educate yourself before opening the mouth. I welcome the opinion, but prefer that it be informed. Right now, there is a lot of bullshit flowing on a topic that has been settled for years (as in, so what?).
Tonight I started at just over 2,000 reputation short of being Revered with the Mechagon Trudgniks. I wasn’t expecting to get all that rep in one night, but the “find the chests” WQ was up so I popped it with a quest to spare.
So I’m flying in the current content once again. I wish I could say it wasn’t a slog this time, but it really felt like a slog. This “pathfinder” business started, what, in Draenor? I think it was Draenor. And the funny thing is, it took a month, grinding as fast as I could. I think it took less time in Legion, and it definitely took less than a month this time.
But it FELT like a slog through two pointless rep grinds.
I wonder if others feel the same way about the duration and pointfulness.
It’s funny, in that it feels like it was deliberately time-gated to drag things out. But if it takes less than a couple of weeks before you see people zipping around on flying mounts, how much of a delay was it?
I know I’m not alone when I say that I feel that Blizz is introducing time-wasting content to try to engage players longer – by “engage” I mean “engage players in time wasting activities”.
Okay, listen. Nobody’s kidding anyone here. Of COURSE they’re trying to drag things out, keep you involved longer without any real reward.
But what Blizz needs to do at this point is maybe put more effort into making it look less like they are.
Next up: something like 1000 manapearls to max out my benthic gear. And maybe by then they’ll have new content.
It’s amazing. Mere days after posting a link to one of my articles about How2Auction, I get an in-game chat from a guy that just doesn’t “get it” with regard to an item I was selling.
In this case, one of my side markets are the Tomes of Illusion that Enchanters can make. The mats for each come from the expansions they correspond to, and some of those are a little pricey, especially the older ones from Azeroth or Outland. I don’t mean vendor price, but what they sell for on the AH, which is considerable, if they’re even available.
So you’re looking at on average a cost per tome of around 1500 GP, and of course there’s going to be the traditional markup. If there were no profit, I wouldn’t sell it.
Thus the stage is set.
HIM: Your price for Tome of Illusions: Azeroth is too high
ME: It sells well enough at that price.
HIM: It’s just a cosmetic thing!
ME: But it takes rare stuff to make it
HIM: But the mats are easy to farm
ME: Well, if you bring me the mats, I’ll make it for the mats, though a tip would be cool.
HIM: Fuk u
This reminds me of a recent series of threads on Twitter, in which artists were being yelled at because they wouldn’t provide free artwork “for exposure”. There are a lot of tiny little twitch channel commandos out there that think they’re hot shit, and expect to be catered to as such, and no dumb bish “artist” will be permitted to dis them by not doing shit for them for free.
Entitled little weasels.
Here it is in a nutshell. If you want it, it has value.
I don’t make claims to even remotely the same level of talent of the artists I see day in and day out posting samples on Twitter etc and trying to scrape out a living doing what they love. But I feel in some small way the frustration they must every time some jerk yells at me for not giving away the goods for free.
Don’t be that guy. If you want a thing in WoW, you can
- Pay market price
- Bring the mats and be nice to someone with the skillset
- Get friends that don’t mind your freeloading
If you want art/code assets from a person, pay them. “Exposure” means fuck-all, and it doesn’t put food on anybody’s plate. If you can’t pay an artist to decorate your Twitch channel, or a coder to set up the front end for your database, go get a real job. Maybe even learn to do yourself. Stack Overflow at least won’t charge you to tell you how to do for yourself.
Note: minor edit.
I don’t think I’m going too far out on a limb to say that this is isn’t unique to my own guild – I hear things. Many things. The ears, they’re there for a reason, mmkay?
Namely, a lot of confusion between farm content and progression content. In some cases, I know our “A” team has shuffled around because one of the tanks can’t run, but overall it feels like we’re seeing a constant stream of alts come along for a free ride.
That works right up to the point that it doesn’t, and then it doesn’t … spectacularly.
This isn’t Farmville
Right now we have everything up to Saurfang on farm in ICC. Doesn’t matter if we bring 2nd or even 3rd string alts, that ugly mofo is going down, and his little beasties with him. Every time.
But, once you get past the easy parts, things start to fall apart. For example, as geared as our first tier raiders are, we shouldn’t wipe on Fester, and we’re pretty close to it on Rotface. And we should not leave the Professor standing at the end of the night. That’s 2nd-stringer territory.
Bring the A-Team
Once you hit that progression content, the bar is raised, and anyone that can’t get over it – shouldn’t have someone helping him or her over. At this point we are here to learn the fight, sort out what the gadgets and gimmicks are, and push the pretty little buttons until the boss is done.
But we can’t do that if we don’t have our game faces on, which include our first-string avatar game faces.
2nd tier DPS makes us fail on Professor P, for instance, because we don’t get the slimes down fast enough, and invariably Big Orange gets dragged over the one or two GOOD DPSs in the room. Wipe, repeat. And do I need to point out what 2nd tier healies do for Dreamwalker?
Not doing me any favors here.
A big reason that we’ve seen so many alts? “My main doesn’t need the badges.” Well, that’s nice for you, and all, but that does squat for the team. Remember us? We’re all supposed to be working together on the explicit goal of bringing down the Lich King. The sooner, the better. ’cause then we can help you farm batches.
This is me
Right, housecleaning starts with me. For the past couple ICC-1 runs, our supposed A-Game has been Flora. Not because she needs the badges, but because I think the GM/RL felt we were getting bored and frustrated. That’s very kind of her, but selfish of me.
So we’re bringing our “A” game. Me, or, if we need DPS, Grimm. But alts are going to have a sit for a while until I see Arthas’ pasty butt on the ground. Because, it’s really important that we make progress, here, and we can’t if I cause someone else to bring 2nd tier heals or something.
Wish us luck. Sparkle Princes are getting on my nerves.
So say we all.
As I write this, Blizzard is now claiming that they will no longer require real names in the fora. I want to make a few observations.
- As Scott Jennings pointed out ((Oh, look, I got his name right this time!)), Blizzard has promised to “fix” something like this before, and then didn’t do squat, possibly under the theory that a slow bleed saps the will, or something.
[L]ook at this response from another privacy hullaballoo – Blizzard’s refusal to allow people to opt out of having their character data displayed online – for a clue.
Can I “opt-out” of the Armory?
No; this particular option is currently unavailable. While we do not possess any present intention to allow our players to opt-out of basic Armory features (character display, talent build, arena teams, and reputation), we do plan to introduce more complex functionalities; these upcoming functionalities will be “opt-in”/”opt-out,” thus granting our players the opportunity to display or omit correlated information as desired.
Clearly, they got right on that.
- So don’t get excited until you what they actually do.
- Also, the forums are just the thin edge of the wedge. While having your private ID searchable on the web is, in fact, a bad thing, the biggest problem with this whole thing is that they told us one thing about RealID at first, then they went and did something else with it after that. So what’s to say they won’t do that again? Nothing, that’s what. Until we have a permanent way to mask our real names in RealID, it’s still broken.
I have this image of Mike Morhaime in his office, typing into his LiveJournal tonight.
This was a triumph.
I’m making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
It’s hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Plying the bullshit.
We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who /ragequit.
But there’s no sense crying over every mistake.
You just keep on trying with the finest trollbait.
And the money comes in.
And we all wear a grin.
For the people who are still subscribed.
Remember, the price of liberty is eternal vigilance.
And reloads close at hand.
We just had our third hack take place for the month.
After two guys got hacked, stripped, false authenticators attached to their accounts using stolen credit card accounts.
After the GM posted in the MotD “CONSIDER AN AUTHENTICATOR, POPSINGER AND TIGERDUDE GOT HACKED”.
After all the bruhaha.
After Blizz made it part of the login process to see a notice about how aggressive hacks have gotten.
After all this, this guy, this raider guy, who has access to repair funds and guild bank, gets hacked.
I’m a network security expert. I have a virus scanner. They must have hacked Blizzard.
That’s right. You got hacked, so it must be Blizzard that got haxxored, and after much fighting against the AI ICE programs, many which looked like Marlon Brando from Superman, they escaped Cyberspace with your credentials.
I mean …
Apparently, the above quote translates to:
Only idiots get authenticators. I’m too leet.
Or I will eat a kitten. I swear to Mammon.
I’ll keep this short because people deserve better.
Here’s the deal. We all feel bad when we die in a raid. We all feel like we let others down. I get that. But the fact is, the one action that does not help is to /quit the raid.
I kid you not.
It doesn’t really help.
No matter how much Jack you choke down after the fact.
Remember this, next time you feel a bit emo about your performance, or perceived lack thereof; quitting doesn’t help. It is, in fact, letting people down. It is worse than if you stuck around.
Seriously; share. Let us know at least why you’re leaving so we can laugh as if we understood.