Hot Hyjal Nights

With heartfelt apologies to Katy.

(Sung to the tune of "Last Friday Night")s

Someone’s tossing little bears,

Punting turtles through the air,

Chasing after ghostly deer (why, exactly, isn’t clear).

Hairy hairy spider legs,

Toting fire birdie eggs

Who’s that druid over there?

Why’s he got such burny hair?

We’ve unlocked some stuff

and it’s pretty buff,

it’s true!

Oh yeah!

It’s a fiery blur

but I got some epic loots!

(Damn!)

 

Hot Hyjal Nights!

Yeah we waved at all the mobs,

and we did the dirty jobs,

collected all the bits and bobs.

Hot Hyjal Nights!

Yeah we blew holes in the ground,

brought in boulders by the pound,

completely got lost in the crowd!

Hot Hyjal Nights!

Then we measured all the pools,

evaded all them pownage fools,

(they don’t play by all the rules).

 

Hot Hyjal Nights!

But they keep the fires bright

so no way we’re gonna stop.

Whoa!

 

Hot Hyjal Nights!

Do it all again!

 

Hot Hyjal Nights!

Do it all again …

Aggra’s chasing after Thralls,

gotta help her catch ’em all!

Slap some band-aids on some bros,

wait a minute, where’d they go?

Wispy wispy round and round,

planting seedlings in the ground,

them’s some pretty angry vines,

hey, give that mob to me, it’s mine!

We’ve unlocked some stuff

and it’s pretty buff,

it’s true!

Oh yeah
It’s a fiery blur

but I got some epic boots!

(Balls!)

 

Hot Hyjal Nights!

Yeah we rounded up the owls

and assorted other fowls

then we had a little howl!

 

Hot Hyjal Nights!

Got the Armorer at last

new recipes are such a blast!

Boy, those Marks are spent so fast!
Hot Hyjal Nights…

 

E-P-I-X   E-P-I-X

E-P-I-X   E-P-I-X

E-P-I-X   E-P-I-X

E-P-I-X   E-P-I-X

WOOOOOOOOOOOOT!

[ Sax solo]

Hot Hyjal Nights!

Yeah we danced around with Thrall

and he really had a ball

just can’t seem to stop at all!

 

Hot Hyjal Nights!

Yeah, we spent a lot of gold,

and we got a little bold.

Hope these dailies don’t get old!

 

Hot Hyjal Nights!

We went running round and round,

burning birdies all got downed,

for the raids we will be bound!

 

Hot Hyjal Nights!

Embergrises by the ton,

watch those silly druids run!

Thank the Light we’re almost done!
Hot Hyjal Nights!

Guess we’ll

do it all again!

Hot Hyjal Nights!

Do it all again …